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Sunday 17th August 03                                                                                                                                             

La Cabana Beach Club, Marbella

It's bloody rubbish this job sometimes.  Getting up at 4am to catch the 6.30 Easyjet from Liverpool to Malaga, just to spend the day lounging round 5-star hotels and having ones every whim attended to!
The pictures say it all....Hotel Los Monteros in Marbella was superb.  Everything was fabulous, from the rooms to the gardens to the food.  It was a pity that we would only be here for a day.
After lunch, we all decided to spend an hour or two soaking up the sun in the gardens and drinking Fanta limón.  Well all of us except Roy of course.  He decided to retire to his bedroom and hang upside down in the wardrobe for the afternoon.  This kind of climate does not suit our drummer, who would much rather be doing a corporate in Helsinki in December.  Fair play to him though, he never moans about the heat, just tries to find some shade where he can read back issues of "Classic Car" magazine.
Eddie refused to take some advice and very nearly ended up with sun stroke.  Not realising that the sun down here is just a bit different from a half-hour session on sun bed, trying to stand up after an hour flat on his back proved a little taxing.  Derek and Rick were mildly amused at the similarity Eddie showed to a new born foal, as the dizziness hit him.
At about 5pm, it was off to the beach club to inspect the equipment for tonight's show.  This is always a bit of a lottery.  What will be there? and perhaps more importantly...what won't?  It's a safe bet that something will be broken or an amplifier will have a channel not working.  In this case, everything seemed to be OK.  the drum kit was a little more ostentatious than we would have liked, but at least there were no bits missing from it.
The location was amazing.  Perhaps not very rock n roll, but still, playing outdoors with the stage overlooking a swimming pool is not something that we do everyday.  The sound check took quite a while, as they tend to on these fly-outs and we were all glad to get out of there and go back to the hotel for dinner.
The dinner, when it came, we took outside in the gardens.  I can't remember what we had, but I do remember we all thoroughly enjoyed it.  We were not on stage till midnight, so there was time to go back to the rooms for a kip and a shower before we met back up to go down to the Beach Club.



 Arriving back at the Club about half past eleven, we found it teeming with people, beautifully lit and looking like some sort of Hollywood party.  The dressing room, was presumably a bit of an afterthought for the organisers.  Basically there wasn't one.  "But where shall we change?".....it was a reasonable request.  We were shown to the Club's First Aid room.  This was little more than a cupboard about 12' x 8', and it was full of chairs and medically type thingys.  Great! Also...it was like a furnace.  There was sweat dripping off us before we'd even finished getting ready.  Tempers were getting frayed as we knocked into each other.  Eddie particularly, was not having a nice time, the sunbathing had taken its' toll and he didn't feel too clever.
It was actually a relief to get out and get on stage, where at least there was a gentle breeze.  We got through about three songs before the power went off.  Traipsing back to the "dressing room" we were pissed off and there were "words" exchanged between us.  Finally getting the call that everything was now ok and we could go back on, we tried to motivate ourselves for a performance. I'm not sure whether it was a help of a hindrance to us, but the appearance of 10 naked girls with body paint dancing in front of the stage seemed to liven things up a bit.  I think it certainly distracted the audiences attention away from us and to be honest, it certainly took our minds off what was not a particularly pleasant gig.  You won't drink the water again......will you Eddie?
We'd been on about 40 minutes when the unpleasantness started.  Well, I say unpleasantness, but we found it very amusing.  On the far side of the pool, some sort of altercation was going on between a woman, a bloke and another bloke.  A drink was thrown, there was shouting and then people started being thrown in the pool. It was hilarious, just like that Peter Sellers film, posh frocks 'n' all.
After the show we hung around for a couple of drinks, but most of the punters were leaving as they were by now too pissed to stand up properly.....and the girls had put their clothes back on!  Time for bed lads...10.30 flight in the morning.

PS  Damon Hill

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